Comedy Countdown #15: Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman is without a doubt the funniest woman on the planet, in fact, she might be the only funny woman on the planet. Besides being funny she is also a pretty cute jew (very rare), sorta rich, and willing to fuck someone like Jimmy Kimmell. In short, she has all the things you'd want in woman, minus that jew thing. Her past works include School of Rock, Mr. Show, Run Ronny Run and her DVD "Jesus is Magic." She is currently the star of one of our favorite new shows "The Sarah Silverman Program," which you might be able to see Thursdays at 10pm on Comedy Central (we have no idea if it is still on the air). Here are a few of the best clips we could steal for free off the internet.
The song "Germans love cars" from "Jesus is Magic"
Bit about her dad's dick and bums from "Jesus is Magic"
7 minute set from "Comic Relief 2006" (very good)
5 comments:
I haven't seen a new episode of the Sarah Silverman program in 3 weeks. My DVR tells me there are no upcoming episodes, that plus the track record of shows that I actually enjoyed lead me to believe that it was cancelled. I don't know who I hate more, TV executives or the general TV viewing public who won't watch a show unless everyone else is talking about it, so they keep watching the same goddamn shows just so they know which assclown was kicked off American Idol or which brown one Jack Bauer blew up.
My above rant reminds me of a David Cross youtube clip on the worthless marketing team Fox hired to promote Arrested Development, which can be seen here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDmeZHdB4c
Jack Bauer is an American hero. How dare you criticize him when he is constantly putting his life on the line so you can breath this sweet American air. I can only dream of a day when Jack Bauer finally eliminates every brown person from the face of the Earth. Still haven't heard much in the news about the after-effects of that nuclear blast in L.A. a couple weeks ago. I don't have to care about that though, because Jack Bauer will take care of everything that is wrong in the world.
and just wait until Jack Bauer kills that indian queer on American Idol.
i have a megaboner.
just thought i'd mention that I was watching the sarah silverman program the other day and she started punking on a brown and blue striped shirt from Banana Republic that she found while cleaning out her closet. I own that shirt and you know what??? it's a classic so FUCK OFF Miss Sarah too good for Banana Silverman.
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